This is just wrong.
Oh Professor Longbottom…why yes, you can show me your herbology etchings…
ooh Professor Longbottom ooh
Professor Longbottom is utterly confused as to why students actually fight in the halls over getting a spot in his courses…
you can’t tempt me if i don’t see the day
one time i went to this party and it was the first time i ever went to a party so i had no idea what to do with myself and everyone was grinding and drinking and i was really overwhelmed so i stood in the corner with a balloon and wouldn’t talk to anyone and i pretended to be a statue and not exist and people took pictures with me and i wound up becoming the life of the party by not saying a single word
wow i really want to do this now..
i couldn’t remember the name of these things so i went to google and
IT WORKED THANK U GOOGLE
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A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight, can rule, can conquer, can destroy — just as much as a man can.
Emily Carroll’s His Face All Red
OH MY GOD.
THE BEST CROSSOVER.
So this is what happens when a fandom waits too long…
Sherlock and John hit the infinite improbability drive!
THE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE. perfect
“That’s highly improbable, John. You’re more of an armchair.”
and the worst thing is hardly anyone even knows this.
my dumbass FEMALE friends who think that it’s stupid to be a feminist
What’s so fucking funny about this was that Odin screaming at Loki wasn’t even scripted. Anthony Hopkins just made it up right there on the spot.
So Tom was probably thinking holy shit did Anthony Hopkins just HWARGH at me??
“but I have to warn you, Sebby… we don’t play nice…”